everyone who likes coconut water is lying
(Source: nosdrinker, via nobunnyluvsyou)
"Study me as much as you like, you will never know me, for I differ a hundred ways from what you see me to be. Put yourself behind my eyes, and see me as I see myself, for I have chosen to dwell in a place you cannot see."
— Rumi (via felicefawn)
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"You can’t change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it."
— 500 Days of Summer (via observando)
"The less I needed, the better I felt."
— Charles Bukowski (via jayaxcocaina)
(Source: wordsnquotes, via dysfunctionalmoment)
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”