"A Greek man walks into a tailor’s shop holding a pair of trousers. The tailor takes the pants and holds them up, turning to the man and he says “Euripides?”
“Yes,” the man responded, “Eumenides?”"

— I lose it every time I hear this. (via semperlapsuslinguae)

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american horror story ;  asylum

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merthurshipsjohnlock:

top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
. take car
. go to mum’s
. kill phil
. grab liz
. go to the winchester
. have a nice cold pint
. and wait for all this to blow over

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There’s no happy ending with me.

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"Every morning, I wake up and forget just for a second that it happened. But once my eyes open, it buries me like a landslide of sharp, sad rocks. Once my eyes open, I’m heavy, like there’s too much gravity on my heart."

— Sarah Ockler, Twenty Boy Summer (via quiescent-soul)

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"You know, actually, it’s kinda funny. Because every time I would mention some obscure singer or band, you knew so much about them. But not right away, it was like a few minutes later. Maybe enough time to look them up on the web? Jeff, you used the same phrases about Goldfrapp as they do on Amazon.com. Busted! Oh and by the way, I fucking hate Goldfrapp."

Hard Candy (2005)
dir. David Slade

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"Do you think the universe fights for souls to be together?
Some things are too strange and strong to be coincidences."

— Emery Allen (via uglypnis)

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Now we come to step three.
This… drives… most… people… crazy.

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carcat:

my biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death

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"Revenge is a dish best served cold" - Old Klingon proverb.

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"I wish there was a more elegant way of saying “I miss you” because it feels so much more complicated and involved than just those three words."

— Daily Tumblr Love Quotes (via thelovewhisperer)

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