"A Greek man walks into a tailor’s shop holding a pair of trousers. The tailor takes the pants and holds them up, turning to the man and he says “Euripides?”
“Yes,” the man responded, “Eumenides?”"
— I lose it every time I hear this. (via semperlapsuslinguae)
top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
. take car
. go to mum’s
. kill phil
. grab liz
. go to the winchester
. have a nice cold pint
. and wait for all this to blow over
(Source: spoopymycroft, via freddieboychilton)
"Every morning, I wake up and forget just for a second that it happened. But once my eyes open, it buries me like a landslide of sharp, sad rocks. Once my eyes open, I’m heavy, like there’s too much gravity on my heart."
— Sarah Ockler, Twenty Boy Summer (via quiescent-soul)
(Source: psych-facts, via quiescent-soul)
"Do you think the universe fights for souls to be together?
Some things are too strange and strong to be coincidences."
— Emery Allen (via uglypnis)
my biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death
(Source: ayatokiwa, via freddieboychilton)
"I wish there was a more elegant way of saying “I miss you” because it feels so much more complicated and involved than just those three words."
— Daily Tumblr Love Quotes (via thelovewhisperer)